MY BOOBS ARE AS BIG AS MY HEAD - IS THAT OK?

OK so being the daughter of a rather swanky and terribly naughty British topless model - did I really have a chance to be normal...

Friday, July 2, 2010

Sausage face is out!

I outed my little boo!
He was a secret until a couple of days ago and my plan to do a Micheal Jackson on you is over - poop all the head scarves I invested in are now redundant...I am getting ahead of myself you see in my head I am special, different amazing and already world famous I sometimes forget that in fact not everyone else on this planet is as interested in my as I am!
So back to the baby - wow I have a baby i am still in shock - its a little weird, I mean you cannot get rid of it
, turn around and - "Oh yep I forgot I have a baby 'sausage face".....